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Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Salt
Gotta
Perfect
Kids
Lemon
Littles
Squeeze
Little
Lemons
Children
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