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Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Science Fiction Writer
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If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.
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Okay, Kincaid said. Anyone have any questions? Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight?
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Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.
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You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
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Karrin, eh? Thomas asked. I nodded. She's real serious about order. A man dying, she can understand. A man coming back. That's different. Isn't she Catholic? Thomas asked. Don't they have a guy?
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You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.
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I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time.
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Hello Angel,'Michael rumbled, and leaned over to give the woman a kiss on the cheek. She accepted it with all the loving tolerance of a Komodo dragon. 'Don't you hello angel me. Do you know what I had to go through to find a baby-sitter, get all the way out here, get the money together and then get the sword back for you?
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I believe that there's a cloud for every silver lining,' I said.
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I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.
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Oh, I get it, I said. You're Evil Harry, lurking inside Good Harry. Right? And you only come out at night?
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The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.
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I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.
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Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.
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The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.
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Love this job, Sanya murmured. Just love it. I need to challenge more people to duels, Thomas said in agreement. Men are pigs, Murphy said. Amen, said Molly. Lea gave me a prim look and said, I've not sacrificed a holy virgin in ages.
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Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.
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Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether.
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For me chivalry isn't dead it's an involuntary reflex.
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You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.
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