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I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
Actor
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Science Fiction Writer
Independence
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I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.
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Here there be monster. Bob whispered, half hysterically. Run! Run already!
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I would hit you on the head with a rock and drag you away from this. But it would only shatter the rock.
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I do not need the written code of a spiritual belief to act like a decent human being.
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I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.
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A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.
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There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.
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If you shoot, I will kill her before I die. Yes, Kitai said in a patient tone. Which is why I have not shot you. Yet.
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