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I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Go back,” he said. “Can’t. Stand aside?” “Can’t.” “So it’s like that?” I said. Fix exhaled. Then he nodded. “Yeah.” And for the first time in a decade the Winter Knight and Summer Knight went to war.
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Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
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I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.
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Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.
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Bob wasn't precisely a friend to me but... I was used to him. In a way he was family, the mouthy, annoying, irritable cousin who was always insulting you but who was definitely at Thanksgiving dinner. I had never considered the possibility that one day he might be something else.
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I do not need the written code of a spiritual belief to act like a decent human being.
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You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast.
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I could buy that she would murder me in a fit of rage, poison me out of flaming jealousy, or bomb my car out of sheer, stubborn pique. But she would never do it and feel nothing.
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You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame. Sanya to Dresden
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And I knew that there was some dark corner of me that would enjoy using magic for killing—and then long for more. That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos
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Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden
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I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wizard puttputt-putting away.
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Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming up with solutions to ridiculous problems that aren't ever going to happen. Except when one of them does, at which point you feel way too vindicated. - Harry Dresden, Changes, Jim Butcher
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Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.
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There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.
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Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you? Butters replied. I might as well put on a red shirt and volunteer for the away team. There's snow and ice and slippery mud down there. That's like asking for an ironically broken neck.
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One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight.
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I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time.
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Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.
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I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.
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