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I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Science Fiction Writer
Independence
Missouri
Limits
Amazing

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Star Trek?” I asked her. “Really?” “What?” she demanded, bending unnaturally black eyebrows together. “There are two kinds of people in the universe, Molly,” I said. “Star Trek fans and Star Wars fans. This is shocking.” She sniffed. “This is the post-nerd-closet world, Harry. It’s okay to like both.” “Blasphemy and lies,” I said.
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You think this is going to work? This peaceful summit thing?” “Sure,” I said. After a second, I added, “Probably.” “Probably?” “Maybe,” I said. “We’re down to maybe now?” I shrugged. “We’ll see.
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Isana felt her throat tighten. We failed. Serai lifted her chin and patted Isana's arm firmly. We have not yet succeeded. There is a difference.
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There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.
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Magic comes from what is inside you. It is a part of you. You can't weave together a spell that you don't beleive in.
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Over the course of many encounters and many years, I have successfully developed a standard operating procedure for dealing with big, nasty monsters. Run away.
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The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.
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Night wasn't so much falling as sharpening its claws.
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Billy squinted at me. Why are you letting them go? Because they're real. How do you know? The one I was holding crapped on my hand.
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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
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Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
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There are things you can't walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterward.
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Animals do not do what they have done. Animals kill to eat, to defend themselves or their own, and to protect their territory. Not for the joy of it. Not for the lust of it...Only humans do that, wizard.
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No matter where you go, there you are. (Uriel to Harry Dresden)
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Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!
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Sometimes I hate having a conscience, and a stupidly thorough sense of honor.
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Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar
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Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger around. Its job is to help you survive. Not cripple you into being unable to do it.
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You're in America now, I said. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.
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