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Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Independence
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Eyes
Yellow
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Women
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Cryptic
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Dresden
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