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Jim Butcher
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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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So? Bob said. Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved. Bob, I said. You can't just go around killing people. I know. That's why you should do it. No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.
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Go back,” he said. “Can’t. Stand aside?” “Can’t.” “So it’s like that?” I said. Fix exhaled. Then he nodded. “Yeah.” And for the first time in a decade the Winter Knight and Summer Knight went to war.
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The U.S. isn't a perfect place, but it's better than most people have managed to come up with. And all my stuff is there.
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