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Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of the quasi-immortal creatures of the night, that ain't something you see twice. For my next trick, I panted into the startled silence, anvils.
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Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.
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Sometimes I hate having a conscience, and a stupidly thorough sense of honor.
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There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic.
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You can't plan for everything or you never get started in the first place.
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Fading light means more than just the end of another day. Night is when terrible things emerge from their sleep and seek soft flesh and hot blood.
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Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with style.
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Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.
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I could buy that she would murder me in a fit of rage, poison me out of flaming jealousy, or bomb my car out of sheer, stubborn pique. But she would never do it and feel nothing.
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It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.
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Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?
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Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.
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If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.
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Thwart, I said. To prevent someone from accomplishing something by means of visiting gratuitous violence upon his smarmy person. I'm pretty sure that isn't the definition. Sarissa said. It is today.
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Molly, you are a good person. Don't let anyone take that away from you. Not even yourself.
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Ease off the martyr throttle.
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My magic. That was at the heart of me. It was a manifestation of what I believed, what I lived. It came from my desire to see to it that someone stood between the darkness and the people it would devour.
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I like to stay cozy with my paranoia, not pass her around to my friends and family.
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Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, deep in your heart, in your spirit, that it was never, ever going to get better? That something had been lost, forever, and that it wasn't coming back?
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