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Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Science Fiction Writer
Independence
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Whenever it gets too dark, think of the good things you have, the good times you've had. It will help. I promise.
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The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.
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Many women have earned titles, Your Grace. It doesn't seem to have been a factor in whether or not they actually received them.
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It would require a singularly stupid man to go hang around in narrow tunnels and cramped spaces alongside a threat like that. And I, Harry Dresden, am that man, I stated.
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Do you want your blood to stay where it is sochar-lar? Tavi lifted both eyebrows at the unfamiliar word, and glanced at Varg. Monkey, Varg supplied, in Aleran. And male-child. He called me monkey boy? Tavi asked.
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For me chivalry isn't dead it's an involuntary reflex.
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I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wizard puttputt-putting away.
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I mean it, I said. You're in danger. Relax, Harry. I'm not letting anyone lick me, and I'm not looking anyone in the eyes. It's kind of like visiting New York.
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Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.
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Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with style.
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Love this job, Sanya murmured. Just love it. I need to challenge more people to duels, Thomas said in agreement. Men are pigs, Murphy said. Amen, said Molly. Lea gave me a prim look and said, I've not sacrificed a holy virgin in ages.
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People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.
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And I knew that there was some dark corner of me that would enjoy using magic for killing—and then long for more. That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos
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In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
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There are things you can't walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterward.
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...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.
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Alone. It's one of those small words that means entirely too much. Like fear. Or trust.
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