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Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: October 26
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Science Fiction Writer
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Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.
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You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
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Let's sum up: an unknown number of enemies with unknown capabilities, supported by a gang of madmen, packs of attack animals, and superhumanly intelligent pocket change.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chinese throwing stars get you a dozen stitches.
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Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.
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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
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I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time.
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Marcone's scum... But he's his own scum.
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Honey, I liked the Harry Potter movies, too, but that doesn’t mean I ran out and got a Dark Mark tattooed onto my left forearm like you did.
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Karrin, eh? Thomas asked. I nodded. She's real serious about order. A man dying, she can understand. A man coming back. That's different. Isn't she Catholic? Thomas asked. Don't they have a guy?
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