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He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 55
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the United States of America
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I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.
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She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
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The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.
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With you i found myself. You are the one i was waiting for, when i didn't even realize i was waiting. -dr. Emma Sinclair-
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Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
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Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.
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Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.
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Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.
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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
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Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
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Change is good but dollars are better. - Tara daniels
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When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
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It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.
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Chloe? Yeah? I'd be worth the inhaler, he said, then forced himself to walk away.
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The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.
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