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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

Jill Shalvis

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
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the United States of America
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Who’s there?” “The scratcher of your itch,” he said. She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?
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Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.
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In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.
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Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.
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You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank. - - You want me to kiss you? Oh boy. You were happy I'd lost your puppy? He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. No. That would make me an asshole. Right.
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I’m already yours. Always have been. All you have to do is step into the ring.
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If things don’t seem right, try going left.” – Chloe Traeger
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The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.
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He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. I'm on a diet. But she took it. A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it.
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I'm done waiting. Done doing things the easy way and letting things happen as they will. Her heart caught. What does that mean? It means this is too important to let slip away again. You're too important. He leaned back against the truck with a low grunt of effort, eyes dark, jaw clenched. I love you too, Tara.
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The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.
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All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.
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Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.
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It was not enough. It was too much. It was everything.
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Boys are like drugs,' her father said, 'just say no.
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When I'm writing, the romance is always the most important thing to me, but I really love adding in slices of real life, and for me that real life always includes animals.
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A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part. The bigger part hoped he was in the shower.
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Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt- “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.” “No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.
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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
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A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.
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