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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

Jill Shalvis

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 55
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the United States of America
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Who’s there?” “The scratcher of your itch,” he said. She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?
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If things don’t seem right, try going left.” – Chloe Traeger
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If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
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It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
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A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.
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I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.
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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
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I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.
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In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.
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Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt- “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.” “No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.
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The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
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Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger
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The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.
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