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When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
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the United States of America
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He turned to shut and lock the door, then came close, his gaze touching her features. “I missed you, Holly.” Her heart caught painfully. The poor organ seemed to be getting quite the workout lately.
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When I'm writing, the romance is always the most important thing to me, but I really love adding in slices of real life, and for me that real life always includes animals.
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Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
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How about we give each other everything we can and not blame each other for what we can’t.
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Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
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Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.
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He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. I'm on a diet. But she took it. A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it.
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In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to.
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The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.
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There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels
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I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger
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Oh my God, Maddie whispered, horrified. I rented him that boat. Does that make me a murderer? Tara's heart clutched. He's not dead yet. Hurry, Maddie called to Ford. I can't be the one who killed Tara's ex! I look terrible in orange!
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Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun.
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Where did that flashlight come from? Chloe asked. My purse. Chloe looked at Tara. She carries a flashlight in her purse. For emergencies, Maddie said, trying to see into the yard. You have any chocolate? Chloe asked hopefully. For emergencies? Of course. Side pocket, next to the fork.
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.
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