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Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun.

Jill Shalvis

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
Author
Novelist
Writer
the United States of America
Obeying
Nearly
Rules
Smart
Fun
Might
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The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.
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He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.
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