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Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 55
Author
Novelist
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the United States of America
Hate
Away
Right
Includes
Pretty
Sure
Everyone

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She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.
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Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
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I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.
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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
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All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.
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Chloe? Yeah? I'd be worth the inhaler, he said, then forced himself to walk away.
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Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it. quote from Tara Daniels
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.
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He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?
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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
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Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
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Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.
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He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.
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Heat skittered through her belly, then directly south. “Sawyer.” In answer, he brought his head up and kissed her. Deep, hungry, tasting her in a purposely slow, thorough manner before pulling back to once again look into her eyes. Oh, God. “Sawyer, what are we doing?” she whispered. He shook his head. “No f#cking clue.
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You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank. - - You want me to kiss you? Oh boy. You were happy I'd lost your puppy? He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. No. That would make me an asshole. Right.
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Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.
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Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.
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If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
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Logan, why aren't you wearing protection? The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. I have 'protection' in my bag, he said. But as much as I don't want to say this, darlin', now's not the time to be asking if I'm carrying condoms. I have problems. A life vest, Logan! I'm asking where's your life vest! Oh, he said. I knew
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I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.
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