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Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
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the United States of America
Pretty
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Everyone
Hate
Away
Right
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If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
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Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
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Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
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Oh my God, Maddie whispered, horrified. I rented him that boat. Does that make me a murderer? Tara's heart clutched. He's not dead yet. Hurry, Maddie called to Ford. I can't be the one who killed Tara's ex! I look terrible in orange!
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He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. I'm on a diet. But she took it. A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it.
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Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.
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All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.
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If things don’t seem right, try going left.” – Chloe Traeger
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.
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Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun.
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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
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Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt- “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.” “No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.
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Boys are like drugs,' her father said, 'just say no.
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He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.
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With you i found myself. You are the one i was waiting for, when i didn't even realize i was waiting. -dr. Emma Sinclair-
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I'm done waiting. Done doing things the easy way and letting things happen as they will. Her heart caught. What does that mean? It means this is too important to let slip away again. You're too important. He leaned back against the truck with a low grunt of effort, eyes dark, jaw clenched. I love you too, Tara.
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He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.
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Beneath her cheek, his heart was thumping steadily. Definitely faster than his usual near-hibernation beat. Lifting her head, she flashed him a tight smile. “I get to you.” “Are you kidding? You own me,” he said, his voice running over her like silk.
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