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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.

Jill Shalvis

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 55
Author
Novelist
Writer
the United States of America
Sucker
Talks
Mines
Mine
Says
Money
Ever
Good
Bye

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