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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
Author
Novelist
Writer
the United States of America
Ability
Inversely
Proportional
Itch
Chloe
Severity
Reach

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