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Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
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Beneath her cheek, his heart was thumping steadily. Definitely faster than his usual near-hibernation beat. Lifting her head, she flashed him a tight smile. “I get to you.” “Are you kidding? You own me,” he said, his voice running over her like silk.
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I'm done waiting. Done doing things the easy way and letting things happen as they will. Her heart caught. What does that mean? It means this is too important to let slip away again. You're too important. He leaned back against the truck with a low grunt of effort, eyes dark, jaw clenched. I love you too, Tara.
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I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.
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Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
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Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
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Experience is something you get… after you need it.
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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
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Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger
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Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun.
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Logan, why aren't you wearing protection? The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. I have 'protection' in my bag, he said. But as much as I don't want to say this, darlin', now's not the time to be asking if I'm carrying condoms. I have problems. A life vest, Logan! I'm asking where's your life vest! Oh, he said. I knew
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The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.
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I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.
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Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
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Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it. quote from Tara Daniels
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Half the people in Lucky Harbor were in love with him. The other half were men and didn't count. -Tara on Ford
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He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?
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He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.
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Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.
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With you i found myself. You are the one i was waiting for, when i didn't even realize i was waiting. -dr. Emma Sinclair-
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