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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 55
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the United States of America
Flats
Cards
Exist
Second
Thought
Vibrator
Men
Tire
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With you i found myself. You are the one i was waiting for, when i didn't even realize i was waiting. -dr. Emma Sinclair-
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Where did that flashlight come from? Chloe asked. My purse. Chloe looked at Tara. She carries a flashlight in her purse. For emergencies, Maddie said, trying to see into the yard. You have any chocolate? Chloe asked hopefully. For emergencies? Of course. Side pocket, next to the fork.
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Beneath her cheek, his heart was thumping steadily. Definitely faster than his usual near-hibernation beat. Lifting her head, she flashed him a tight smile. “I get to you.” “Are you kidding? You own me,” he said, his voice running over her like silk.
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He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.
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There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels
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Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
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Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to.
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I'm done waiting. Done doing things the easy way and letting things happen as they will. Her heart caught. What does that mean? It means this is too important to let slip away again. You're too important. He leaned back against the truck with a low grunt of effort, eyes dark, jaw clenched. I love you too, Tara.
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Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it. quote from Tara Daniels
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