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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
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the United States of America
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With you i found myself. You are the one i was waiting for, when i didn't even realize i was waiting. -dr. Emma Sinclair-
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He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.
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I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.
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God save her from annoying Alphas.
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It was not enough. It was too much. It was everything.
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Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it. quote from Tara Daniels
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You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank. - - You want me to kiss you? Oh boy. You were happy I'd lost your puppy? He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. No. That would make me an asshole. Right.
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Half the people in Lucky Harbor were in love with him. The other half were men and didn't count. -Tara on Ford
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Forever this time, he said as Sawyer strode toward them. Tara sighed blissfully. You know what this means, right? I'm done guessing, he said. Tell me. It means you're mine, she said. And I'm yours. No more walking away. We are going to get it right this time. His smile was slow and easy, and just for her. Well, finally.
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He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. I'm on a diet. But she took it. A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it.
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There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels
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Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.
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He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?
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Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.
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A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.
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A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
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All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.
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The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.
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