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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

Jill Shalvis

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
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Novelist
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the United States of America
Flats
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Exist
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Thought
Vibrator
Men
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Chloe? Yeah? I'd be worth the inhaler, he said, then forced himself to walk away.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
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Looking at him, she saw her future and felt all the ragged tears in her heart heal themselves. I fit, she whispered in marvel, stepping into him. I fit with you. He nodded and wrapped his arms around her. Perfectly.
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He turned to shut and lock the door, then came close, his gaze touching her features. “I missed you, Holly.” Her heart caught painfully. The poor organ seemed to be getting quite the workout lately.
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Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt- “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.” “No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.
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If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
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Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
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Experience is something you get… after you need it.
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Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
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I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.
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Forever this time, he said as Sawyer strode toward them. Tara sighed blissfully. You know what this means, right? I'm done guessing, he said. Tell me. It means you're mine, she said. And I'm yours. No more walking away. We are going to get it right this time. His smile was slow and easy, and just for her. Well, finally.
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