Quote

Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.

Jill Shalvis

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
Author
Novelist
Writer
the United States of America
Noisiest
Shot
Shots
Honest
Woman
Ever

More quotes by Jill Shalvis

Image
Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.
Jill Shalvis
Image
He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?
Jill Shalvis
Image
Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.
Jill Shalvis
Image
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
Jill Shalvis
Image
You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank. - - You want me to kiss you? Oh boy. You were happy I'd lost your puppy? He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. No. That would make me an asshole. Right.
Jill Shalvis
Image
When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
Jill Shalvis
Image
He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. I'm on a diet. But she took it. A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it. quote from Tara Daniels
Jill Shalvis
Image
It was not enough. It was too much. It was everything.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Who’s there?” “The scratcher of your itch,” he said. She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?
Jill Shalvis
Image
Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.
Jill Shalvis
Image
He turned to shut and lock the door, then came close, his gaze touching her features. “I missed you, Holly.” Her heart caught painfully. The poor organ seemed to be getting quite the workout lately.
Jill Shalvis
Image
I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.
Jill Shalvis
Image
She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.
Jill Shalvis