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Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.

Jill Shalvis

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Jill Shalvis
Age: 54
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Novelist
Writer
the United States of America
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Ever
Noisiest
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Shots
Honest

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When I'm writing, the romance is always the most important thing to me, but I really love adding in slices of real life, and for me that real life always includes animals.
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A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part. The bigger part hoped he was in the shower.
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There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels
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Chloe? Yeah? I'd be worth the inhaler, he said, then forced himself to walk away.
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Where did that flashlight come from? Chloe asked. My purse. Chloe looked at Tara. She carries a flashlight in her purse. For emergencies, Maddie said, trying to see into the yard. You have any chocolate? Chloe asked hopefully. For emergencies? Of course. Side pocket, next to the fork.
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I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
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It was not enough. It was too much. It was everything.
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Boys are like drugs,' her father said, 'just say no.
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Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
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Oh boy. His chest was smooth and warm and hard as stone, and she wanted to both touch and nibble. And lick. Could she pretty please lick?
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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
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Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.
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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
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Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
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The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.
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Looking at him, she saw her future and felt all the ragged tears in her heart heal themselves. I fit, she whispered in marvel, stepping into him. I fit with you. He nodded and wrapped his arms around her. Perfectly.
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When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
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A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.
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