Quote

I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

Jill Shalvis

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jill Shalvis
Age: 55
Author
Novelist
Writer
the United States of America
Kung
Threatened

More quotes by Jill Shalvis

Image
The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.
Jill Shalvis
Image
If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
Jill Shalvis
Image
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
Jill Shalvis
Image
All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.
Jill Shalvis
Image
I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
Jill Shalvis
Image
He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.
Jill Shalvis
Image
In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.
Jill Shalvis
Image
There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels
Jill Shalvis
Image
He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?
Jill Shalvis
Image
He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun.
Jill Shalvis
Image
You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank. - - You want me to kiss you? Oh boy. You were happy I'd lost your puppy? He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. No. That would make me an asshole. Right.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Who’s there?” “The scratcher of your itch,” he said. She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?
Jill Shalvis
Image
Looking at him, she saw her future and felt all the ragged tears in her heart heal themselves. I fit, she whispered in marvel, stepping into him. I fit with you. He nodded and wrapped his arms around her. Perfectly.
Jill Shalvis
Image
When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
Jill Shalvis
Image
Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
Jill Shalvis