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I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
Actor
Actress
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Dancer
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Film Actor
Musician
Recording Artist
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Abilene
Texas
Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
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Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
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I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
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I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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There's tons of little tricks that that go into making the perfect shoe, but I think color, comfort is really important and different sizes of heels.
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I would never invite cameras into my life again.
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.
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