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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
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I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
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Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
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There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
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I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
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I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'
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Labor is really going to hurt.
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Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
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I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
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I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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