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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
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The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
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I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
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I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
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