Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
Jessica Simpson
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
Actor
Actress
Author
Dancer
Fashion Designer
Film Actor
Musician
Recording Artist
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Abilene
Texas
Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
Bowling
Pregnancy
Carrying
Ball
Balls
Almost
Done
Like
More quotes by Jessica Simpson
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
Jessica Simpson
I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
Jessica Simpson
I've done four movies. I've done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life acting is something I'm learning.
Jessica Simpson
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
Jessica Simpson
Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
Jessica Simpson
I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken or is this fish?
Jessica Simpson
I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
Jessica Simpson
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.
Jessica Simpson
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
Jessica Simpson
I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
Jessica Simpson
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
Jessica Simpson
I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
Jessica Simpson
I would never invite cameras into my life again.
Jessica Simpson
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
Jessica Simpson
We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
Jessica Simpson
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
Jessica Simpson
To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Jessica Simpson
