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It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
Jessica Simpson
There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
Jessica Simpson
I've done four movies. I've done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life acting is something I'm learning.
Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
Jessica Simpson
Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable.
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A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
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I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
Jessica Simpson
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
Jessica Simpson
I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'
Jessica Simpson
I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
Jessica Simpson
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
Jessica Simpson
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
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