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It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
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I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
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I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
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Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
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I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
Jessica Simpson
And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
Jessica Simpson
Fashion just comes naturally to me.
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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
Jessica Simpson
I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
Jessica Simpson
I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
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