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It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
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There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
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I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
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