Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
Jessica Simpson
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
Actor
Actress
Author
Dancer
Fashion Designer
Film Actor
Musician
Recording Artist
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Abilene
Texas
Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
Whenever
Hydrant
Sitting
Bowling
Fire
Fluid
Break
Pregnancy
Water
Apparently
Feel
Breaks
Feels
Ball
Like
Balls
More quotes by Jessica Simpson
I've done four movies. I've done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life acting is something I'm learning.
Jessica Simpson
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
Jessica Simpson
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Jessica Simpson
Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
Jessica Simpson
It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
Jessica Simpson
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
Jessica Simpson
A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
Jessica Simpson
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
Jessica Simpson
And I'm the worst liar of all time.
Jessica Simpson
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
Jessica Simpson
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken or is this fish?
Jessica Simpson
There's tons of little tricks that that go into making the perfect shoe, but I think color, comfort is really important and different sizes of heels.
Jessica Simpson
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
Jessica Simpson
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
Jessica Simpson
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
Jessica Simpson
I would never invite cameras into my life again.
Jessica Simpson
I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
Jessica Simpson
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
Jessica Simpson
I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
Jessica Simpson
