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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
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I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
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I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
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Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
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I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
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I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
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I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
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I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.
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I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
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A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
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