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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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More quotes by Jessica Simpson
I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
Jessica Simpson
Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
Jessica Simpson
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
Jessica Simpson
I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
Jessica Simpson
Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.
Jessica Simpson
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
Jessica Simpson
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
Jessica Simpson
I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity.
Jessica Simpson
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Jessica Simpson
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
Jessica Simpson
Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
Jessica Simpson
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
Jessica Simpson
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
Jessica Simpson
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
Jessica Simpson
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
Jessica Simpson
I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
Jessica Simpson
I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken or is this fish?
Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
Jessica Simpson
A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
Jessica Simpson
