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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
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I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
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Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.
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Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
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Labor is really going to hurt.
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I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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You change with the guys you date.
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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