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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
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Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.
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I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
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It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
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Is this chicken or is this fish?
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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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Labor is really going to hurt.
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
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I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
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I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
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My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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