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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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More quotes by Jessica Simpson
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
Jessica Simpson
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
Jessica Simpson
We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
Jessica Simpson
My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
Jessica Simpson
Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!
Jessica Simpson
I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
Jessica Simpson
I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
Jessica Simpson
I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
Jessica Simpson
Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
Jessica Simpson
Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.
Jessica Simpson
I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
Jessica Simpson
There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
Jessica Simpson
To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
Jessica Simpson
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
Jessica Simpson
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
Jessica Simpson
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
Jessica Simpson
I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
Jessica Simpson
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
Jessica Simpson
