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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Abilene
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.
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There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
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I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
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A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
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I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
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I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Jessica Simpson
Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!
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Is this chicken or is this fish?
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I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
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I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
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I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
Jessica Simpson
I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
Jessica Simpson
I've done four movies. I've done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life acting is something I'm learning.
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I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
Jessica Simpson
Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
Jessica Simpson
Labor is really going to hurt.
Jessica Simpson
