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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
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I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
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Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
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I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
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I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
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I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion.
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Labor is really going to hurt.
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I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
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I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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I would never invite cameras into my life again.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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