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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
Jessica Simpson
Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
Jessica Simpson
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
Jessica Simpson
I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.
Jessica Simpson
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
Jessica Simpson
Fashion just comes naturally to me.
Jessica Simpson
I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
Jessica Simpson
There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
Jessica Simpson
Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
Jessica Simpson
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Jessica Simpson
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
Jessica Simpson
Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
Jessica Simpson
I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
Jessica Simpson
I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
Jessica Simpson
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
Jessica Simpson
I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
Jessica Simpson
I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
Jessica Simpson
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Jessica Simpson
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
Jessica Simpson