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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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More quotes by Jessica Simpson
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
Jessica Simpson
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
Jessica Simpson
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
Jessica Simpson
A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
Jessica Simpson
It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken or is this fish?
Jessica Simpson
I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
Jessica Simpson
Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
Jessica Simpson
I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
Jessica Simpson
I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.
Jessica Simpson
I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
Jessica Simpson
I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
Jessica Simpson
Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
Jessica Simpson
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
Jessica Simpson
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
Jessica Simpson
I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.
Jessica Simpson
We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
Jessica Simpson
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
Jessica Simpson
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
Jessica Simpson
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
Jessica Simpson
