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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Abilene
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
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I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
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Am I eating chicken or tuna?
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Labor is really going to hurt.
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Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion.
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Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
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laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
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You change with the guys you date.
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