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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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