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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
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