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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Abilene
Texas
Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
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I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
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When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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Fashion just comes naturally to me.
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