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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
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I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
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Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
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I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.
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I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
Jessica Simpson
Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!
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