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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
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Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.
Jessica Simpson
I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
Jessica Simpson
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
Jessica Simpson
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
Jessica Simpson
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
Jessica Simpson
There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
Jessica Simpson
Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
Jessica Simpson
I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity.
Jessica Simpson
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
Jessica Simpson
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
Jessica Simpson
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.
Jessica Simpson
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
Jessica Simpson
I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
Jessica Simpson
I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.
Jessica Simpson
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
Jessica Simpson
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
Jessica Simpson
We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
Jessica Simpson
I would never invite cameras into my life again.
Jessica Simpson
It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
Jessica Simpson
I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
Jessica Simpson
