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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
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I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
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I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
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I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
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When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
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It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity.
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I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
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I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
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Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
Jessica Simpson
Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
Jessica Simpson
I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
Jessica Simpson
I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
Jessica Simpson
There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken or is this fish?
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