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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
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If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
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I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
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I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
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Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
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I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable.
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I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
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I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
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You change with the guys you date.
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I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
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