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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
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Am I eating chicken or tuna?
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I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
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I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
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I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.
Jessica Simpson
I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
Jessica Simpson
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
Jessica Simpson
I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
Jessica Simpson
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
Jessica Simpson
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
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I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
Jessica Simpson
You change with the guys you date.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
Jessica Simpson
Fashion just comes naturally to me.
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