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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
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If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.
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It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
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A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
Jessica Simpson
I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
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I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
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I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
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I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
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Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
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When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
Jessica Simpson
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
Jessica Simpson
