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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.
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The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
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Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
Jessica Simpson
Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
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I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
Jessica Simpson
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
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I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
Jessica Simpson
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
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When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
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I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
Jessica Simpson
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
Jessica Simpson
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
Jessica Simpson
Labor is really going to hurt.
Jessica Simpson
I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
Jessica Simpson
I would never invite cameras into my life again.
Jessica Simpson
