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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
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I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
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Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
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I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
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laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
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When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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Labor is really going to hurt.
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
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You change with the guys you date.
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It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
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I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
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I would never invite cameras into my life again.
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There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
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