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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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