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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'
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I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
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I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
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I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
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It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
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Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
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Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
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A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
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I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
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Labor is really going to hurt.
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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
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I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
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I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
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