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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
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I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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I've done four movies. I've done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life acting is something I'm learning.
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
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There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
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I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
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You change with the guys you date.
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Fashion just comes naturally to me.
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I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
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A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
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It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
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Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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