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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
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I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
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Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
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I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
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I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
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Am I eating chicken or tuna?
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
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I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
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It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
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You change with the guys you date.
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.
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