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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
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I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
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I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
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I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
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Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
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I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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You change with the guys you date.
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There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
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My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
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I would never invite cameras into my life again.
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Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
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There's tons of little tricks that that go into making the perfect shoe, but I think color, comfort is really important and different sizes of heels.
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