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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Abilene
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
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I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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Is this chicken or is this fish?
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Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
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I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
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I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
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I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.
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I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
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