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Is this chicken or is this fish?
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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More quotes by Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
Jessica Simpson
I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
Jessica Simpson
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
Jessica Simpson
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
Jessica Simpson
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
Jessica Simpson
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Jessica Simpson
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
Jessica Simpson
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.
Jessica Simpson
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
Jessica Simpson
I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
Jessica Simpson
I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.
Jessica Simpson
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
Jessica Simpson
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
Jessica Simpson
Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
Jessica Simpson
You change with the guys you date.
Jessica Simpson
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
Jessica Simpson
I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'
Jessica Simpson
I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
Jessica Simpson
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
Jessica Simpson
My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
Jessica Simpson
