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Is this chicken or is this fish?
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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More quotes by Jessica Simpson
To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
Jessica Simpson
I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.
Jessica Simpson
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
Jessica Simpson
Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
Jessica Simpson
There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
Jessica Simpson
Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!
Jessica Simpson
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
Jessica Simpson
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
Jessica Simpson
Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
Jessica Simpson
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
Jessica Simpson
I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
Jessica Simpson
Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.
Jessica Simpson
I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'
Jessica Simpson
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
Jessica Simpson
I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.
Jessica Simpson
We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
Jessica Simpson
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
Jessica Simpson
I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
Jessica Simpson
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
Jessica Simpson
