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Is this chicken or is this fish?
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
Actor
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Abilene
Texas
Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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More quotes by Jessica Simpson
We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
Jessica Simpson
I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
Jessica Simpson
I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
Jessica Simpson
I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
Jessica Simpson
I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
Jessica Simpson
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Jessica Simpson
Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
Jessica Simpson
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
Jessica Simpson
Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
Jessica Simpson
Fashion just comes naturally to me.
Jessica Simpson
I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.
Jessica Simpson
Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
Jessica Simpson
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
Jessica Simpson
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
Jessica Simpson
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
Jessica Simpson
I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
Jessica Simpson
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
Jessica Simpson
I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.
Jessica Simpson
