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Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
Actor
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Abilene
Texas
Jessica Ann Simpson
Jessica Ann Johnson
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More quotes by Jessica Simpson
There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
Jessica Simpson
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Jessica Simpson
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
Jessica Simpson
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
Jessica Simpson
I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.
Jessica Simpson
I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
Jessica Simpson
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
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Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
Jessica Simpson
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
Jessica Simpson
We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
Jessica Simpson
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
Jessica Simpson
I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
Jessica Simpson
Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
Jessica Simpson
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
Jessica Simpson
